Everyone loves a joke, doesn’t he? Either to hear, read or crack. If I asked you what your best joke is, chances are that you won’t be able to come out with an answer.

Well, I know the answer to this question is very difficult because during the course of our lives we come across countless such jokes.

I find real life funny incidents to be the best. Today I shall share something with you that I happened to receive as a chain mail. It says:

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Well, the joke goes like this:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

I would be glad if you shared some of your favourite jokes here.

Image from Beau Peep (My all time favourite comic strip since childhood).